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  1. I have less than zero interest in electric anything. I gotta hear that engine purr
  2. Planning a slab ride to go visit the Nicky Hayden statue in Owensboro Kentucky on Saturday September 7th Anyone wanna join ? leave early go visit eat lunch n ride home. I will post meet time n place if there’s interest It’s 225 miles from my house. Easy ride 👍
  3. Planning a slab ride to go visit the Nicky Hayden statue in Owensboro Kentucky on Saturday September 7th Anyone wanna join ? leave early go visit eat lunch n ride home. I will post meet time n place if there’s interest It’s 225 miles from my house. Easy ride 👍
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    Dakar

  5. Dammit. Just woke up. Guess I will ride to bixby
  6. I have a monkey and a Kymco spade 150 the kymco spade is the best bang for the buck. A lot faster than a grom or z125
  7. Starting a new job July 1 so doubtful
  8. Yep Honda monkey. Love it!!!
  9. June 29-30 ride backroads to Arkansas eat spend the night n ride back Sunday meet eureka QT 7:00 gas n go breakfast in bixby pace will be
  10. 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
  11. Stewart if he bought a monkey 🐵
  12. Great day 👍👍👍👍
  13. In dads birthday. Need to b home by 3:00 at the latest. Just FYI 😁
  14. Great ride today! thanks for leading Steven 👍👍👍
  15. NEWS - HARLEY DAVIDSON SPEAKS TO "DECLINING BIKE SALES” The reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not President Trump's fault. Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all. A recent study was done to find out why Millennial's don't ride motorcycles: 1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat. 2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on. 3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving. 4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one. 5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped. 6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care. 7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning. 8. They can't afford one because they spent 10 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available. 9. They are allergic to fresh air. 10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes. 11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil. 12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen. 13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch. 14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding. 15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did. 16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes. 17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield. 18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up. 19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face. 20. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water. 21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy. 22. Can't get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent's home.
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