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  1. freak

    Plan B?

    Great ride today! thanks for leading Steven 👍👍👍
  2. freak

    NOT buying bikes

    NEWS - HARLEY DAVIDSON SPEAKS TO "DECLINING BIKE SALES” The reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not President Trump's fault. Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all. A recent study was done to find out why Millennial's don't ride motorcycles: 1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat. 2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on. 3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving. 4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one. 5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped. 6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care. 7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning. 8. They can't afford one because they spent 10 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities, Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available. 9. They are allergic to fresh air. 10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes. 11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil. 12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen. 13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch. 14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding. 15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did. 16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes. 17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield. 18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up. 19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face. 20. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water. 21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy. 22. Can't get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent's home.
  3. freak

    Stlar Meeting!

    planning on it , miss you guys I will pay dues at the meeting.
  4. freak

    Tax Refund

    For those that get one :)
  5. freak

    FNG intro

    nice bikes ! aaron and I do a lot of small cc bike rides , I also have a zuma 125 that I will be dual sporting this year, aaron plans to buy a similar scooter. you are welcome to join us .
  6. freak

    Sunday 1/6

    Awesome ride today really enjoing the fz07
  7. freak

    Sunday 1/6

    We will meet u guys at the gas station. We will do our own ride to Herman n meet u for lunch. We will b on slow cruisers 😉
  8. December 29 polar bear ride to bixby???
  9. freak

    Christmas Fun

    66A51B8C-8686-4FD5-B183-21590D2133B5.mov
  10. freak

    Halloween ?

    Think I will get any kids to come to my door on Halloween ? ?
  11. freak

    Stlar Meeting!

    Gotta get to the polls and vote out those damn democrats
  12. Meet eureka QT 9:00 off for some BBQ Easy casual paced ride that is for everyone
  13. freak

    STLAR FALL RIDE 10 28 18

    Great seeing you out riding. Made my day
  14. freak

    STLAR FALL RIDE 10 28 18

    Free roadkill nachos was a bonus
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